Archive for January, 2012

Issue Nineteen!! Read It Here!!

Posted in Issue Nineteen with tags , , , , on January 30, 2012 by mohawko

HAI. This is the nineteenth issue of the Safety Pin Review, and one of the most joyous. See the previous post to download our wholesome radio show, or just download it here. It makes Casey Hannan all tingly and Molly Laich long for her father. Here goes:



“Where to Put Your Hand”

by Casey Hannan

Operative: David Meyers (NYC)

About the author: Casey Hannan‘s work has appeared or is forthcoming in PANK, Wigleaf, Smokelong Quarterly, and Annalemma. He accounts for his time at

About the operative: David Meyers, a student at NYU Poly, probably nurses a number of grudges.

Issue Nineteen: Hear It Before You Read It!!

Posted in Issue Nineteen with tags , , , on January 30, 2012 by mohawko

Well, hello there. Please, sit down. Whilst we wait for the first photo of Issue Nineteen in action to arrive, why don’t you relax with a cup of something hot and enjoy the Safety Pin Review’s weekly audio supplement, freshly recorded from WECI (Richmond, IN’s public radio station) and now available for download at your leisure. It’s got an hour of great music, fun stories, words from our editor, Casey Hannan’s 30 words, and a wealth of body hair. Let it hug you:


  1. “The E Street Shuffle” – Bruce Springsteen
  2. “Chain Reaction” – Cloud Cult
  3. “The Drowners” – Suede
  4. “The Lad with the Silver Button” – Mark Mothersbaugh
  5. “Lonely Rolling Star” – Yohihito Yano, Sani Kabata
  6. “Punk Rock Girls” – the Queers
  7. “Peter Brady” – Screeching Weasel
  8. “Vegan in Furs” – of Montreal
  9. “Queen Bitch” – David Bowie

Relevant links: Katamari Damacy; Screeching Weasel’s “I Wanna Be A Homosexual.”

Issue Eighteen!!

Posted in Issue Eighteen with tags , , , on January 23, 2012 by mohawko

Welcome, friends old and new, to the latest installment of the Safety Pin Review. I’m happy to say that I’m back on the radio; you can download today’s show right here, featuring this week’s story alongside the always colorful commentary of the editor. This week’s operative is the lovely Kelsey Kerr, who will be wearing Issue Eighteen around Wooster, OH. Now here goes:



“Depression’s Saturday”

by mensah demary

Operative: Kelsey Kerr (Wooster, OH)

About the author: mensah demary, whose prose has appeared or is forthcoming in various publications, is co-founder & editor-in-chief of Specter. Find him at

About the operative: Kelsey Kerr is from Pittsburgh, PA. She recently graduated from Denison University and is currently living in Wooster, OH. This spring, she will travel to South Korea to teach English. You’ll find her poem “Sawed” in an upcoming issue of The Susquehanna Review.

Your Message Here: SPR at an SF Con

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Sixteen with tags , , , , , , on January 22, 2012 by mohawko

We are pleased to present an essay by operative and forthcoming SPR author David Sklar, about his experiences wearing Berit Ellingsen’s story (Issue Sixteen) last week at Arisia, a popular sci-fi convention held each year in Boston. Enjoy, and feast your eyes:

“Your Message Here: SPR at an SF Con”

by David Sklar

This is the start of my modeling career. Somewhere in America, a talent scout is looking for a graying, overweight forty-something to model baggy pants. This scout will see my spread in Safety Pin Review and draft me into service.

Hostage Situation by Berit Ellingsen. A Norwegian author on a vest from New Zealand on an American author. Sometimes a story just gets around. Photo by Frood.

Nah, probably not. But I’ve long had a fondness for exploring the boundaries between literature and other art forms. I’ve experimented with threading poetry into necklaces,

“a star is what you cannot keep inside”—final line of my poem “When I Grow Up” from Bull Spec issue 3 ( Necklace by Rachel Young. Photo by David Sklar.

and with cutting names into paper snowflakes.

Folded, it makes a great gift tag, but when you unfold it, you can barely read the name. Read between the lines to find my middle name.

When I first heard of the Safety Pin Review, I was thrilled with the idea, and immediately began writing twitterfic (and converting old poems into the format) in the hopes that I would get a story onto somebody’s back.

At Larry Smith Booksellers in Arisia Dealers’ Room. Photo by Rachel Young.

It did not occur to me that they would ask me to model a story. But when the acceptance arrived for my story “Fisherman’s Widow,” editor Simon Jacobs added, “And if you ever have a desire to wear one of our stories around for a week, consider this a standing invitation.”

With Meredith Schwartz, program director for LunaCon ( and now News Editor for Library Review. Photo by Rachel Young.

I was thrilled. I would be part of this kooky experiment, wearing somebody else’s words on my back. I was also kind of nervous. The SPR Web site describes their operatives as “a collective network of punks, thieves and anarchists.” I am none of these. Not lately, anyway. I don’t even own a leather jacket—unless you count a camel-colored suede coat that might no longer fit. Would I look out of place? Would I like the way I look, photographed from behind?

Puzzling out directions. Photo by Rachel Young.

Oh—and I e-mailed Simon to tell him that I sometimes attend science fiction conventions, which might be a good setting for pictures.

Chatting in the lobby with the White King, the Cheshire Cat, and the White Rabbit. Photo by Rachel Young.

Hey, if I can’t look really cool, I might as well let my geek flag fly.

With Alex Franklin as Squidguy. Photo by Rachel Young.

I sent my best guess of a schedule for this year, with the pros and cons of each convention I’m likely to attend. He picked Arisia, which I think is a wonderful choice. Arisia, which is held every January in Boston, was the first convention where I was ever invited to speak, back in 2002, and to this day it remains one of the most fun.

With the dread pirate KT Pinto ( Photo by Rachel Young.

So Arisia set the timing, and the timing determined which story I would wear. And until the story arrived and I saw what it said, I didn’t realize that what I bring to SPR is something ordinary, beautiful, and plain, which­­—for this particular story—is far more effective than leather and chrome: I’m a dad.

Guiding the next generation. Photo by Rachel Young.

When a college student wears a patch on his or her back about a family that communicates by shouting all the time, well that says one thing. But when you wear it to the playground, or dropping your kids off at school, that’s something else.

Other hostages. Photo by Rachel Young.

My wife and I explored this in the first set of pictures we staged, and Simon shared his thoughts in Issue Sixteen.

Do people think I wrote it? Or that I wear it because I believe it? I don’t know. I’ve seen how readers can see a word on the page and read it completely wrong. Or worse yet, read it right, but get the reason behind it wrong, so that something presented as shameful is seen as glorified or condoned. This seems especially true for darkly humorous pieces like the one I was wearing on my back.

With David Silverman, president of American Atheists ( Photo by Hildy Silverman.

Of course, an artist must take risks for beauty.

Wings (with Ananda Rosen ( ). Photo by Rachel Young.

And I suppose an “arts operative” takes risks for the beauty of someone else’s work.

With gifted photographer Coelynn McIninch. Photo by Rachel Young.

In a sense, wearing this story was a penance for me.

Author Genevieve Iseult Eldredge (, punching me out for dancing with her wife. Photo by Rachel Young.

Because as a father I do find I yell at my kids more than I believe I ought to. And with this patch on my back I think I was much more likely to think twice before raising my voice.

EXTERMINATE!!! Photo by Rachel Young.

Nobody stopped me at the schoolyard or the playground to ask what was on my back. The convention was a different story.

People were jostling around in the elevator so they could take turns reading my back. I got comments like, “That’s my family completely.” When I introduced myself at the start of a panel, my listing of places I’ve been published would end with, “And this week, the Safety Pin Review is published on me.”

With Hildy Silverman, publisher of Space & Time magazine ( Photo by David Silverman.

And I got compliments on the story. When I explained that I couldn’t take credit for it, people complimented me on my choice as an editor. When I explained that that wasn’t me either, they mostly just looked at me blankly.

I didn’t have time to get all the pictures I wanted. Conventions are hectic, and so is parenthood. I got some with people in costume, though I missed out on the most elaborate costumes.

TARDIS corset by MayFaire Moon ( Photo by Rachel Young. See how it looks on a person:

Almost all of the pictures were posed.

Stargazing from close up. Photo by Rachel Young.

Some were downright silly.

Wait! You left the parking brake on! Photo by Rachel Young.

I photographed the local fauna, though the patch wasn’t in the shot.

I think this is a langostolphin.

Some of the best moments didn’t make it into the camera.

My panels went well. My readings went better. I don’t have pictures of either, but I think I can say I knocked ‘em dead at a sparsely attended fiction reading scheduled during the Masquerade, and a well attended poetry reading where I was a last-minute addition. (For future reference, fairies on rollerblades geting their wings tattooed will draw an audience, but A drag queen takes over Hell draws a bigger one.) Within minutes after the poetry reading, I’d had work solicited by two journals. But I was there for the rush. For me, the energy I get back from a live reading is one of the great rewards of the craft.

Although it also feels pretty good when someone comes to my signing and buys a book.

Signing a book for avid fan Julia Rios (also a talented writer and interviewer in her own right ( Photo by Moss Collum.

Pictured above is Julia Rios, who caught my reading last year and then showed up at my signing to buy one of everything I’d brought. She’s also a writer, though I didn’t realize how good a writer until I caught her reading this year.

The book I was signing: Triangulation: Last Contact from ParsecInk ( If you think I’m stealing free advertising because I’m not getting paid for this essay, think again. I would’ve done it even if they’d paid me. Note my name on the cover, after the famous SF author and the one who’s been published in the series since their second volume, above the woman who just signed a 3-book deal with Tor.

I also got a visit at my signing from Melina Gunnett, who offered me a free book because my critique may have helped her story get into the UnCONventional anthology.

The book cover on cake. Yummy.

So I showed up at the book release party to pick up the book.

At the UnCONventional book release with (from right to left) editors Trisha Wooldridge and Kate Kaynak, contributing author Anthony Francis, and Rich Storrs. Photo by Rachel Young.

And after the party, I helped with the takedown before heading off to bed.

Helping move furniture after the UnCONventional release party. Photo by Rachel Young.

And that was Arisia. Next morning, I drove home exhausted and broke, and looking forward to doing it again next year.

In the Dead of Winter: Issue Seventeen Action Shots

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Seventeen with tags , , on January 20, 2012 by mohawko

This week I donned a Safety Pin Review story for the first time in over two months.

In Memoriam

The meetinghouse next to our school serves as a daycare on weekdays. There’s a playground there that Graham and I thought would be the ideal setting for a series of contemplative photos. The snow was perfect. There has been more since then. The ice comes tonight.

There Was Kids Here

Meanwhile, the story has been shuttling along with me from lecture to lecture. I’m enrolled in a biology course this semester with about ninety other students. My seat is towards the middle. People have read it; I know eyes and attention wander during those lectures.

We Are All Buried Here

“Your back-poem is really depressing.”

“Thank you. They tend to be.”

“You should include one with the word ‘smile’ or something.”

“Well. We’ll see. Maybe ‘grimace.'”

Issue Seventeen!!

Posted in Issue Seventeen with tags , , on January 16, 2012 by mohawko

Knuckles bloodied, we come crashing out of the gate and into your home with Issue Seventeen. It’s been a while, but things have finally come to roost once again on the back of your humble editor. We are proud to present the latest edition of the Safety Pin Review, right back where it started:




by Rich Strouse

Operative: Simon (Richmond, IN)

About the author: Rich Strouse likes to write down whatever is in his head. This is all you need to know.

Contextual Residue: An Essay in Action Shots

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Sixteen with tags , , , , on January 10, 2012 by mohawko

The following screed was influenced by several factors. First, in David Sklar’s Operative bio, he writes: “wearing this [story] while dropping his kids off at school– that was harsh.” Then, yesterday, he sent me this set of Action Shots, of him taking his kids to the park alongside our latest issue, and the words started flowing.

The Ties That Bind

I’ll admit, that until seeing these photos I hadn’t really stopped to consider what it really means to wear a story like Berit Ellingsen’s– about (in my own interpretation) a ferociously insular and self-defeating family, among other things– to a public place like the park, with your kids. It hadn’t even crossed my mind.

There’s no telling which stranger around you is reading the story, nor how they’re taking it into account in their judgment of you. Or, on the other hand, how you yourself feel wearing a story that portrays such a dysfunctional family (in collective first person, no less), while doing something as family-minded as pushing your kids in the swing at a Jersey park.

The Ol' Heave-Ho

The Safety Pin Review was created to present works of short fiction in a nontraditional venue, to allow them to be experienced by a larger and, in most cases, unwitting audience.

But until now, I’d never really thought about the larger experience of the wearer him- or herself. For the contextual purposes of this particular story, it’s almost as if the wearer claims some kind of subjectivity. Though the words on the patch are credited to Berit Ellingsen, many incidental readers are bound to see the story as a reflection of the wearer’s character. As David Sklar said (at an experimental fiction panel!), Safety Pin Review stories effectively become part of “a book that is totally human.” Viewed at a park, as a father, with happy children, wearing this story; it’s a little unnerving, to say the least.

I’m at a loss to fully comprehend the implications of all this. Perhaps material for a later post.

The Anti-Gravity Chamber

A friend, Jake, who recently returned from a stint in Paraguay for the Peace Corps, asked what it was like for me personally to wear one of the stories. He wrote:

“One of the things that I enjoy most about being home in the States is the anonymity that American individualism provides in even a neighborhood or small town. It is nice to simply disappear sometimes instead of having to elaborately greet every person you encounter … I imagine the safety pin submissions get lots of attention and prompt many questions. Is this intrusive?”

Back in September, when the SPR was first starting out, I wore each story myself. I’m a student at a tiny liberal arts college in Richmond, Indiana, and to be perfectly honest, it often seemed as if no one cared at all. At a place like this, we’re so wrapped up in our own sense of individuality that to see some dude wandering around with a story stuck to his back is not really all that exceptional. People will probably read it, but only a few will actually comment or ask about it. On occasion, I would feel dejected because, deep down, all we really want is attention.

Get In the Trunk.

But now that we’ve expanded our reach, and our stories have gone on to grace the backs of people far beyond the cloistered confines of Earlham College, I am finally beginning to understand how this thing works, how each of these stories is additionally, contextually defined by the person who wears it.

This is the Safety Pin Review at its best.

"Hostage w blindfolded son"

So, in honor of this (personally) revelatory post, I would invite previous and forthcoming SPR contributors and operatives to sound off, share your opinions; what was it like to wear a Safety Pin Review story? How does it feel to have someone wear your work?

Issue Sixteen!!

Posted in Issue Sixteen with tags , , , on January 9, 2012 by mohawko

Welcome! We have arrived at the threshold of our sixteenth issue! Our editor has returned to his bane, so we can look forward to a return to our weekly radio installments in the coming weeks, provided he can get a spot in the schedule. You’ll be the first to know, promise.

This week’s story is being worn around and about New Jersey (and elsewhere…) by Operative David Sklar, forthcoming SPR author. Now. Who’s feeling tethered?



Hostage Situation

by Berit Ellingsen

Operative: David Sklar (New Jersey)

About the author: Berit Ellingsen’s work has or will appear in various places, such as Thunderclap, Pure Slush, SmokeLong, Metazen and decomP. Berit’s debut novel is The Empty City.

About the operative: David Sklar grew up in Michigan, and scoffs at this puny New Jersey weather, but wearing this while dropping his kids off at school—now that was harsh.

“Philly Stuff”: Action Shots 13-17

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Fifteen with tags , , , on January 8, 2012 by mohawko

Join the SPR on a tour of Philadelphia, guided by one of their own, Operative Laura.

You Want an All Local, Organic, Delicious Breakfast in Philly? (Yes.) You Want Estelle's. "You Mean the Best Breakfast of My Life Is in the Bottom of this Apartment Building?" Yes.

Nom nom nom.

South Philly Be Crazy

*Insert innuendo here.*

Italian Market. All the Meats and Cheeses and Weird Spices You Can Imagine. Can I Interest You in a Pig Foot While You Read?

Noms x2.

Let Freedom Ring. No Explosives Allowed on Premises. No One Said Anything About Explosive Literature.

One day, the bell will wear an SPR story.

I Feel Like the SPR Is Very Supportive of Me Posing in Front of the First Amendment.

True dat, Operative Laura. True dat.

Travis Jeppesen’s Revenge: Action Shot 12

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Fifteen with tags , , , on January 7, 2012 by mohawko

Operative Laura presents a Saturday Action Shot for your delectation:

Trip to the Dayspa for Facial and Hot Rocks Massage... Is This an SPR First?

Yes, it is.