Mallers need food. Not necessarily Chinese food (no fortune cookies here), but sustenance nonetheless.
Nom Nom Nom #2
Refilling the bag of tricks.
Every Spencer's in Every Mall Looks Exactly, Exactly the Same
Bargains abound.
FOLLOW THE LIGHTS
You know you what those rainbow belts.
Do These Match My Eyes?
…But alas, they were eighteen sizes too small.
Operative Eric sent a bunch of pics back from his prowling around New Jersey. Here’s the first sampling:
Feeling the Christmas spirit yet? Watch Eric decorate this fuckin’ tree.
Staring Contest #2
HOW ABOUT NOW.
"Lookit This Guy"
After burning the tree, Operative E went to the mall with his posse, as evidenced here in the parking lot.
Mahoganize This
But as we well know, mauling is no fun without proper lubrication, and there was a minor stop to be made first. (These last three are probably my favorite grouping of Action Shots ever, by the way.)
#readysetgo
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Man in Yellow Shirt Wishes He Had Someone to Talk To (Besides His Bluetooth)
New Jersians don’t need straws.
Stay tuned! Eric’s mall adventures will continue tomorrow.
We should also mention that the kind folks who run the superawesome Tumblr Fuck Yeah Punk Jackets posted a picture of our first issue, which has given our website a healthy boost of traffic. A round of drinks for everyone!
Well, well, well, we are BACK and bigger than ever with our tastiest issue yet. This week’s story will be worn around Montclair, New Jersey by Operative Eric Kranz, the ballin’-est fool around. Check it:
ISSUE FOURTEEN (12/19/11):
featuring
by Thomas Michael Duncan
Operative: Eric Kranz (Montclair, NJ)
About the author: Thomas Michael Duncan is living the dream in Syracuse, NY. Stalk him on Twitter @ThomasMDuncan.
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